More and more
Christian youth on the web are being
homeschooled. So here is a reference for you to
find some homeschool humor, links to other
homeschool features on ChristianTeens.Net, and
links to other great homeschool sites on the
internet.
You Might Be a
Homeschooler If....
You come to
school in your PJ's.
Your
biology lab consists of assisting in your
sibling's birth.
Your stacks
of books to check out is taller than the
librarian.
Your PE
comes from chasing little toddlers
around.
Your school
bus is a 9 passenger van.
You
consider school work after lunch to be
cruel and unusual punishment.
Your father
has ever told the check-out lady at
Wal-mart, "We're on a field
trip."
Your social
life is viewed by some to be one rung
lower than that of a Benedictine monk.
Your
teacher has ever written your report card
on a napkin.
You have to
move dirty laundry off your desk before
your can start school.
The
signatures on your diploma all end with
the same last name.
Everyone
else in the world is referred to as
"Non-homies."
Your
Mother's wardrobe consists primarily of
denim jumpers.
Your first
real date is on your honeymoon.
The word
'homework' sounds like an foreign
language.
Your
yearbook is also your babybook.
A snow day
means that you shovel the driveway after
you finish your school work.
You enjoy
the pastime of watching public school
kids walk home from school.
You have to
look at the clock to see if you can call
your public school friends yet.
You think
that public-school-kid is an insult of
the highest degree.
Health
class consists of eating breakfast.
You have to
decide what year you want to graduate.
You are
always late but just call it
"homeschooler time."
You can
remember nearly every single day you went
to public school.
The teacher
can kiss the principal, and no one thinks
it's unusual.
You get to
school and the teacher asks you if you've
done all your chores.